1 00:00:00,594 --> 00:00:02,438 Previously on "October Road"... 2 00:00:02,488 --> 00:00:05,434 One thing to pay a visit after ten years, but, uh, 3 00:00:05,484 --> 00:00:08,378 considering the number you did on Knights Ridge in your book, 4 00:00:08,428 --> 00:00:10,098 you might meet some resistance. 5 00:00:10,148 --> 00:00:12,151 So you're a mom, huh? I didn't know that. 6 00:00:12,201 --> 00:00:15,030 Well, there's a lot of things you miss when you vanish into the ether. 7 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,622 - Surprised, Garrett? - Shocked. 8 00:00:16,672 --> 00:00:17,749 You meet Alison yet? 9 00:00:17,799 --> 00:00:18,993 What, Owen Rowan's wife? 10 00:00:19,047 --> 00:00:20,910 - I had sex with her. - What? 11 00:00:20,962 --> 00:00:21,990 What have you been up to, man? 12 00:00:22,024 --> 00:00:24,021 I haven't left this house in five years. 13 00:00:24,072 --> 00:00:24,894 Five years. 14 00:00:24,949 --> 00:00:27,430 Nick's staying, Eddie. Isn't that great? 15 00:00:29,088 --> 00:00:30,971 Maybe sometime you wanna come out. 16 00:00:31,027 --> 00:00:32,563 Are you asking me out, Eddie? 17 00:00:32,618 --> 00:00:33,662 I guess. 18 00:00:33,718 --> 00:00:34,802 How old is Sam? 19 00:00:34,856 --> 00:00:36,712 He turns 10 in 2 month. 20 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,603 But don't worry. He's not yours. 21 00:00:38,657 --> 00:00:41,400 The boy-- he has your mother's eyes. 22 00:00:41,686 --> 00:00:42,943 The college offered me a job. 23 00:00:42,996 --> 00:00:46,273 You can't just wander into our lives, not now. 24 00:00:46,328 --> 00:00:48,093 You really think the kid is yours? 25 00:00:48,147 --> 00:00:49,741 Peanut allergy-- he's got one. 26 00:00:49,795 --> 00:00:51,951 All the men in my family have peanut allergies. 27 00:00:52,007 --> 00:00:53,261 - It's not that rare. - Yeah, it is. 28 00:00:53,295 --> 00:00:54,400 No, it's not. 29 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:58,073 Can I see a show of hands for everyone here with a nut allergy? 30 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:05,492 ...And then Foulke underhanded the ball to Doug Mientkiewicz, 31 00:01:05,547 --> 00:01:08,153 and that's how the Red Sox won the World Series. 32 00:01:09,115 --> 00:01:12,433 You probably already knew all this. I'm sure the big guy up there had a hand in it. 33 00:01:13,287 --> 00:01:14,912 What else? What else? 34 00:01:16,295 --> 00:01:17,671 This thing with Sam... 35 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:22,202 Hannah said the real father is some guy named Gavin Goddard. 36 00:01:22,436 --> 00:01:25,851 But let's be serious. Is anybody really named "Gavin Goddard"? 37 00:01:25,905 --> 00:01:29,521 That's, like, a name that you make up when you can't think of another name. 38 00:01:29,927 --> 00:01:31,451 But on the other hand, 39 00:01:32,097 --> 00:01:34,583 evidently, everyone in the free world has a peanut allergy, 40 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:35,782 so I don't know. 41 00:01:38,227 --> 00:01:41,121 But here's what I keep coming back to, ma-- 42 00:01:51,725 --> 00:01:52,711 Thanks, ma. 43 00:01:53,455 --> 00:01:54,852 Glad we had this talk. 44 00:01:55,857 --> 00:01:57,193 I gotta go to class. 45 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:02,511 Yeah, Hannah boy, Sam? 46 00:02:03,155 --> 00:02:05,120 He's amazing. You would love him. 47 00:02:10,387 --> 00:02:11,960 And he would love you, too. 48 00:02:15,487 --> 00:02:16,793 I'll see you next week. 49 00:02:18,635 --> 00:02:19,831 Miss you a lot. 50 00:02:23,725 --> 00:02:25,473 Give my best to Steve McQueen. 51 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,631 How much longer do we have to hang out here? 52 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:36,792 Just a little while longer. 53 00:02:57,486 --> 00:02:59,122 I was coming over for that. 54 00:03:01,677 --> 00:03:03,011 I thought... 55 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:05,940 I don't know what I thought. 56 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:07,610 You want me to go get it? 57 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,570 It's already back in play. 58 00:03:09,626 --> 00:03:11,942 Right. So probably not. 59 00:03:11,997 --> 00:03:13,410 That'd be dumb. 60 00:03:13,587 --> 00:03:15,483 You're silly, Seth. 61 00:03:16,725 --> 00:03:18,481 But my name's Sam. 62 00:03:19,907 --> 00:03:23,322 Let's get meatball subs... Seth. 63 00:03:25,026 --> 00:03:26,980 "There was an age difference, 64 00:03:27,037 --> 00:03:28,903 "but Katherine didn't mind. 65 00:03:29,218 --> 00:03:31,993 "Yes, he was older, 66 00:03:32,676 --> 00:03:34,800 "but there was a certainty about him, 67 00:03:34,858 --> 00:03:36,571 "a youthful certainty. 68 00:03:37,236 --> 00:03:39,190 "She couldn't help herself. 69 00:03:40,318 --> 00:03:41,923 "She leaned down... 70 00:03:42,768 --> 00:03:44,361 "and she kissed him, 71 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:48,260 "and it was everything she'd hoped for. 72 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:53,651 "At once, she understood the true meaning of the word 'shiver.' 73 00:03:54,436 --> 00:03:56,890 "It wasn't something you did when cold. 74 00:03:57,697 --> 00:03:59,482 "It was somethg you did... 75 00:04:00,537 --> 00:04:02,011 "when hot." 76 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,242 That's it. 77 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:15,002 Comments? 78 00:04:15,677 --> 00:04:16,840 Ross. 79 00:04:16,955 --> 00:04:18,543 I think it was awesome, 80 00:04:18,805 --> 00:04:22,533 the way you realize what lovemaking is. 81 00:04:22,587 --> 00:04:25,131 Um, it's--it's simple but powerful. 82 00:04:25,186 --> 00:04:26,762 Mad right-on. 83 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,293 Thanks, Ross. 84 00:04:28,346 --> 00:04:31,010 Yes, and there was an honesty there, 85 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:33,522 but what I think Ross meant to say 86 00:04:33,578 --> 00:04:36,782 was that Aubrey's character came to this realization. 87 00:04:36,838 --> 00:04:38,982 Remember, guys, it's fiction. 88 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:42,443 So that's it. 89 00:04:42,498 --> 00:04:47,851 But, um, next week, we're reading Denny, Julia and, uh, Tim? 90 00:04:49,906 --> 00:04:50,933 Okay. 91 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:53,302 Well? 92 00:04:54,287 --> 00:04:56,971 Derivative? Brilliant? Lame? 93 00:04:57,027 --> 00:05:00,301 Wow. Self-hating and grandiose all in one breath. 94 00:05:00,357 --> 00:05:01,723 You really are a writer. 95 00:05:01,778 --> 00:05:03,912 No, I thought-- I-I thought it was very strong. 96 00:05:03,965 --> 00:05:05,043 "Mad right-on"? 97 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:07,653 Yeah, a little bit. A little bit mad right-on. 98 00:05:08,365 --> 00:05:09,901 See you next week. 99 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:14,200 Oh, um, so I heard that you and Eddie Latekka were hanging out. 100 00:05:14,256 --> 00:05:16,192 Are you guys becoming friends? 101 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:17,710 Why do you ask? 102 00:05:18,057 --> 00:05:19,961 Are you... jealous? 103 00:05:20,017 --> 00:05:21,043 Excuse me? 104 00:05:21,095 --> 00:05:23,992 Do you want to be hanging out with Eddie Latekka? 105 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:26,441 Actually, yeah, I do. 106 00:05:27,985 --> 00:05:29,353 Give him time. 107 00:05:31,325 --> 00:05:34,581 I'm telling you man, this girl is very cool. 108 00:05:34,637 --> 00:05:36,231 And very hot. 109 00:05:36,286 --> 00:05:38,092 - She's my student, Ikey. - Who cares? 110 00:05:38,148 --> 00:05:41,172 You should take that down like Christmas decorations on january 10th. 111 00:05:41,227 --> 00:05:42,550 You know what I can't understand? 112 00:05:42,607 --> 00:05:44,373 - What? - Alison Rowan. 113 00:05:44,425 --> 00:05:47,763 She seems sophisticated, pretty, smart. 114 00:05:47,995 --> 00:05:50,373 Why did she cheat on her husband with the likes of you? 115 00:05:50,426 --> 00:05:51,852 Tommy Tortorelli. 116 00:05:51,907 --> 00:05:52,711 Who? 117 00:05:52,765 --> 00:05:54,313 Her high school sweetheart. 118 00:05:54,366 --> 00:05:57,542 They went out for seven years, but he was a real creep and broke her heart. 119 00:05:57,598 --> 00:05:59,890 That does not explain why she had a one-night stand with you. 120 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,900 I remind her of Tommy Tortorelli. 121 00:06:02,508 --> 00:06:04,002 That's the only reason? 122 00:06:04,557 --> 00:06:06,452 - Yep. - And that's okay by you? 123 00:06:06,497 --> 00:06:07,970 Oh, yeah. I'm good with it. 124 00:06:10,628 --> 00:06:11,473 Hey. 125 00:06:11,525 --> 00:06:14,222 What does "rock the stadium of her heart" mean? 126 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:15,842 Excuse me? 127 00:06:15,898 --> 00:06:17,730 "Rock the stadium of her heart." 128 00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:19,963 You did it in the book, and you got the girl to like you. 129 00:06:19,998 --> 00:06:23,723 Okay, Sam, I didn't do anything in my book. This is a work of fiction, okay? 130 00:06:25,545 --> 00:06:27,003 What do you want to know for? 131 00:06:27,055 --> 00:06:29,033 Is there a girl that you're interested in? 132 00:06:30,906 --> 00:06:31,862 Amanda. 133 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:33,870 Amanda, huh? 134 00:06:34,356 --> 00:06:36,732 Well, does amanda know that you exist? 135 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:42,431 Ah! If you gotta think that long, kid, it's what's known as a mute point. 136 00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:44,902 It's "moot," not "mute." 137 00:06:44,955 --> 00:06:48,143 Okay, Vinnie vocabulary, but the chick still doesn't know you exist. Hey! 138 00:06:48,195 --> 00:06:49,492 All right, here's the thing-- 139 00:06:49,546 --> 00:06:51,833 "rock the stadium of her heart," that's... 140 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:55,433 that's the third part in a 3-phase wooing process. 141 00:06:55,486 --> 00:06:57,840 Maybe I should ask her to pumpkin fest. 142 00:06:57,892 --> 00:06:59,900 Well, unless things have radically changed around here, 143 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:02,221 nobody asks anybody to go to pumpkin fest. 144 00:07:02,272 --> 00:07:03,924 Everybody just goes. 145 00:07:03,979 --> 00:07:05,383 I got an idea. 146 00:07:05,545 --> 00:07:07,821 You get through the first two phases, 147 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:10,393 then you can rock the stadium of her heart... 148 00:07:10,445 --> 00:07:12,570 - at pumpkin fest! - Ikey... 149 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:14,162 Wouldn't be the first time. 150 00:07:14,697 --> 00:07:16,931 Can you? Come on! 151 00:07:20,975 --> 00:07:23,451 I mean, I get that he's confused. 152 00:07:23,506 --> 00:07:26,792 But to challenge me about being Sam's father? 153 00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:28,003 It's ridiculous. 154 00:07:28,057 --> 00:07:30,230 And the most ridiculous part of it 155 00:07:30,506 --> 00:07:31,850 is that we were fighting. 156 00:07:31,908 --> 00:07:32,872 I know. 157 00:07:32,926 --> 00:07:34,732 I saw the pub peanut poll. 158 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,872 The what? 159 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:38,613 You polled the pub about the peanut thing. 160 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,153 Everyone is talking about it. 161 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:41,681 Everyone is talking about it? 162 00:07:41,738 --> 00:07:42,983 It was advanced. 163 00:07:43,035 --> 00:07:45,062 And it's not that surprising you fought, Hannah. 164 00:07:45,118 --> 00:07:47,763 I mean, it's pretty much been coming for ten years. 165 00:07:47,818 --> 00:07:49,032 I don't think so. 166 00:07:49,087 --> 00:07:51,281 I made my peace with Nick a long time ago. 167 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,193 I don't need to fight with him. 168 00:07:53,247 --> 00:07:55,050 Oh. Okay. 169 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,240 Sorry. Why am I still talking about this? 170 00:07:57,298 --> 00:07:58,712 I don't know why I'm still talking about this. 171 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:02,180 No, you're fine. It's not that. Just... 172 00:08:04,298 --> 00:08:06,740 I maybe have a maybe-date. 173 00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:08,020 What's a maybe-date? 174 00:08:08,077 --> 00:08:12,302 As in, maybe he won't call. Uh, maybe if he does, I won't go. 175 00:08:12,357 --> 00:08:14,470 Maybe it's not even a date. 176 00:08:14,526 --> 00:08:16,803 Maybe I wish I hadn't said anything. 177 00:08:16,857 --> 00:08:18,320 Who's the maybe-date with? 178 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:21,283 Maybe not ready to talk about that yet. 179 00:08:21,336 --> 00:08:24,831 Well, I think it's great that maybe you have a maybe-date. 180 00:08:24,888 --> 00:08:26,082 Back to Nick. 181 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:29,570 I think that ten years of silence has to come out somehow, 182 00:08:29,627 --> 00:08:31,510 that it might be odd if it didn't. 183 00:08:31,566 --> 00:08:33,202 You know, the thing is, 184 00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:35,470 the whole time I was yelling at him, 185 00:08:35,695 --> 00:08:38,091 all I wanted to do was just... 186 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:40,513 kiss him. 187 00:08:41,097 --> 00:08:43,143 Just grab him and... 188 00:08:43,387 --> 00:08:44,740 kiss him. 189 00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:50,813 Oh, my god, I wanted to grab him and kiss him! 190 00:08:51,577 --> 00:08:53,322 Now that's advanced. 191 00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:21,650 What? 192 00:09:21,705 --> 00:09:23,052 Are you gonna be done soon? 193 00:09:23,106 --> 00:09:25,290 'Cause Wolf Blitzer's about to start. 194 00:09:25,577 --> 00:09:27,450 - I'll do my own dishes. - Right. 195 00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:30,841 Maybe when you get home from work tonight, if I'm lucky. 196 00:09:31,085 --> 00:09:33,951 More like six days from now when a nice crust has formed. 197 00:09:34,005 --> 00:09:36,981 If it's that important to you to do my dishes, do 'em after your program. 198 00:09:37,038 --> 00:09:39,392 And then when am I supposed to read the paper? 199 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,913 Read the paper after the dishes. 200 00:09:43,366 --> 00:09:45,880 You have no concept of other people, do you? 201 00:09:45,935 --> 00:09:47,990 It's like everyone's supposed to be on your schedule. 202 00:09:48,026 --> 00:09:49,310 You don't leave the house. 203 00:09:49,366 --> 00:09:52,362 How it is that you're the busiest guy I know? 204 00:09:55,217 --> 00:09:56,303 See ya tonight, buddy. 205 00:09:56,358 --> 00:09:57,500 Later. 206 00:09:58,828 --> 00:09:59,962 Hello? 207 00:10:00,255 --> 00:10:02,341 Hi, Mrs. Kessler. 208 00:10:04,418 --> 00:10:05,503 Now? 209 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:08,222 No, I mean, you know I adore your bundt cakes, 210 00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:10,692 but you do not need to go to the trouble of... 211 00:10:12,326 --> 00:10:15,550 Okay. I'll see you in a few minutes. Bye. 212 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,192 You know, she happens to make nice bundt cake. 213 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:24,870 She'd tell you her glazed buttermilk is all-time, and... 214 00:10:24,927 --> 00:10:27,520 who are you talking to, creepy shut-in? 215 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,073 Help. Help! 216 00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:51,240 Help! Help! Someone help! 217 00:10:51,977 --> 00:10:53,990 Someone, please! 218 00:10:57,288 --> 00:10:58,623 Mrs. Kessler? 219 00:10:59,546 --> 00:11:01,382 Somebody help her! 220 00:11:11,665 --> 00:11:14,950 Hello? I need a--I need an ambulance! 221 00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:26,943 Come on. 222 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,780 It's open. Come in. 223 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:43,292 It's you. 224 00:11:43,348 --> 00:11:44,430 How are you? 225 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,422 I'm fine. 226 00:11:45,478 --> 00:11:48,220 I'm just, uh, making a carrot cake for the pumpkin fest, 227 00:11:48,278 --> 00:11:50,623 only the carrots keep clogging up the-- 228 00:11:51,237 --> 00:11:53,170 why am I telling you my disposal woes? 229 00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:54,332 I don't know. 230 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,412 What are you doing here, Nick? 231 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:57,810 First off. 232 00:11:58,796 --> 00:11:59,912 Truce? 233 00:12:00,927 --> 00:12:02,183 Absolutely. 234 00:12:02,615 --> 00:12:03,881 No more fighting. 235 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:08,042 We need to be like neighboring countries, peaceful coexistence. 236 00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:10,290 We might have a slight problem, though. 237 00:12:10,348 --> 00:12:13,353 One of your citizens came to see me yesterday. 238 00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:14,413 What do you mean? 239 00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:15,673 Sam. 240 00:12:17,147 --> 00:12:18,572 Sam came to see you? 241 00:12:18,627 --> 00:12:21,123 Yeah. He wanted me to help him with a girl. 242 00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:22,473 Sam likes a girl? 243 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:23,762 Yeah. 244 00:12:23,816 --> 00:12:25,100 And he came to you? 245 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:27,872 Yeah, I know. It's kind of like going to learn aerodynamics from the guy 246 00:12:27,908 --> 00:12:29,352 that invented the Hindenburg. 247 00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:31,040 Well, why didn't he tell me about this? 248 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:34,710 Well, it's not really the kind of thing boys tell their moms. 249 00:12:34,766 --> 00:12:35,992 It's not? 250 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,992 I-I can tell him that I can't help him-- 251 00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:39,970 No. I just don't know why he didn't feel he could go to-- 252 00:12:40,007 --> 00:12:42,030 Hey, someone call about a garbage disposal? 253 00:12:43,106 --> 00:12:45,500 - Garrett. - Hey, Big Cat. 254 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:46,823 Hi. 255 00:12:47,895 --> 00:12:50,913 Why are you here? Is this gonna be a thing now that you're back? 256 00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:52,272 I come over and you're here. 257 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:56,282 I gotta tell you, pal, that is not a thing that I'm gonna be very happy about. 258 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:58,260 No, no. It's not a thing. No thing. 259 00:12:58,316 --> 00:13:00,050 Sam has a crush on a girl, 260 00:13:00,105 --> 00:13:02,303 and he asked Nick to help him. 261 00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:04,873 He asked you to help him? Wow. 262 00:13:04,925 --> 00:13:09,151 We already did a Hindenburg joke, but you can feel free to chime in if you want. 263 00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:14,031 I'm just gonna leave now. 264 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,322 Good idea. 265 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,853 Oh, and, Garrett? Future-speak? 266 00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:22,023 You can fail to feel the need to just drop by here, okay? 267 00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:23,761 Okay. 268 00:13:24,105 --> 00:13:25,340 All right. 269 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,002 Help him. 270 00:13:31,055 --> 00:13:32,390 Excuse me? 271 00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:34,880 Help Sam with the girl. 272 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:37,243 - Hannah. - He came to him. 273 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,553 He came to you. 274 00:13:41,408 --> 00:13:42,820 What's her name? 275 00:13:42,987 --> 00:13:44,291 Amanda. 276 00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:47,742 That's a nice name. 277 00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:56,971 Poor Mrs. Kessler... 278 00:13:57,196 --> 00:13:59,272 lived in Knights Ridge her whole life. 279 00:13:59,328 --> 00:14:01,961 You know the bundt cake was invented in 1950? 280 00:14:02,016 --> 00:14:05,181 By H. David Dalquist, who modified a ceramic pan 281 00:14:05,237 --> 00:14:08,671 by introducing folds in the outer edge. 282 00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:11,150 So what's your point? 283 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:15,440 Just that one could make the case that what H. David Dalquist began, 284 00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:17,962 Mrs. Kessler perfected. 285 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,820 - Pizza's here! - Come on in! 286 00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:26,881 - Hey. How much? - $16. 287 00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:28,850 Here's $20. 288 00:14:29,596 --> 00:14:30,770 Keep it. 289 00:14:32,036 --> 00:14:34,072 Did you hear about Mrs. Kessler, Phil? 290 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,371 That's why we've gathered-- 291 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:38,010 to honor her. 292 00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:40,260 This is all she left behind. 293 00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:43,313 She was so nice. 294 00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:46,883 She always called every monday and ordered the same thing like clockwork-- 295 00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:49,481 cheese manicotti and a caesar salad. 296 00:14:49,745 --> 00:14:51,813 Oh, I watched Wolf Blitzer yesterday. 297 00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:55,381 You were right. He has an incomparable grasp on current events. 298 00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:56,743 Is Wolf his real name? 299 00:14:56,797 --> 00:15:00,253 Yes, yes. It's his maternal grandfather's name. 300 00:15:00,306 --> 00:15:02,480 They said she died in the street... 301 00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:05,311 alone in the street. 302 00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:06,862 She wasn't alone. 303 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:12,171 She was not... alone. 304 00:15:16,927 --> 00:15:18,481 See you later, Phil. 305 00:15:21,346 --> 00:15:22,931 Pizza girl's hot. 306 00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:24,590 Yeah. She's nice. 307 00:15:24,645 --> 00:15:27,230 No, I didn't say "nice." I said "hot." 308 00:15:27,288 --> 00:15:30,512 - And she likes you. - No, she doesn't. 309 00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,751 Yes, you reclusive moron, she does. 310 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,950 Guys, she was trying to be kind to Mrs. Kessler. 311 00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:38,192 Remember her? The reason we're here? 312 00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:39,322 Dig in, boys. 313 00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:42,330 Oh, no. None for me. I got--I got dinner plans. 314 00:15:42,387 --> 00:15:43,561 With who? 315 00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:44,920 That's none of your business. 316 00:15:44,976 --> 00:15:46,632 I bet she's hot. 317 00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:50,840 All right, phase one. First things first-- 318 00:15:50,895 --> 00:15:52,543 you gotta get her interest. 319 00:15:52,595 --> 00:15:54,163 But I don't play soccer. 320 00:15:54,216 --> 00:15:56,842 You don't get her interest by doing things that she likes. 321 00:15:56,897 --> 00:15:58,721 That just makes you seem desperate. 322 00:15:58,777 --> 00:16:00,633 Do you have a girlfriend? 323 00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,642 We're just gonna keep the focus on you, okay? 324 00:16:03,698 --> 00:16:05,980 All right, now phase one-- 325 00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:09,092 you wanna make the time, you gotta commit the crime. 326 00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:11,422 You gotta do something interesting. 327 00:16:12,108 --> 00:16:13,560 What's interesting? 328 00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:17,583 Same thing that's been interesting to girls since the garden of eden-- 329 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,100 the bad boy. 330 00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:21,031 I love surprises. 331 00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:22,942 Is it chocolate? 332 00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:24,213 No. 333 00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:25,903 Can it be dipped in chocolate? 334 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:30,031 Well, not without a massive undertaking involving engineers and candy makers. 335 00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:33,350 Is my surprise in there? 336 00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,170 Well, your surprise is there. 337 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:39,560 It's a spec house we built, and I want to take it off the market. 338 00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:41,972 Say the word, we move in this month. 339 00:16:42,948 --> 00:16:47,160 "We" move in? Like... like, together? 340 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,301 Yeah. Well, just think about how much sense it makes. 341 00:16:49,336 --> 00:16:51,240 There's not enough room at my place for all of us. 342 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,531 Your place is falling apart. 343 00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:54,980 I have a garbage disposal that rejects carrots. 344 00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:57,081 I hardly think that constitutes falling apart. 345 00:16:57,135 --> 00:16:59,493 I know, but the point is, it's crowded. 346 00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:04,750 Look, I know it's not easy for Sam with the twins. 347 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,792 But in this house, any time I have Jasper and Casper, 348 00:17:06,828 --> 00:17:08,540 everyone could have their own space. 349 00:17:09,455 --> 00:17:12,201 I think it's really sweet, Ray. I just-- 350 00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:13,762 Just think about it. 351 00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:15,682 Okay, that's all I ask. 352 00:17:19,988 --> 00:17:21,060 Okay. 353 00:17:21,117 --> 00:17:22,891 - Okay. - Okay. 354 00:17:30,598 --> 00:17:34,043 Con-- Sam hates Jasper and Casper. 355 00:17:34,225 --> 00:17:38,433 Pro-- Ray's a good guy who wants to take your relationship to the next level. 356 00:17:38,486 --> 00:17:43,100 Con-- it feels like Ray's doing this as a reaction to Nick coming to town. 357 00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:47,631 What says "I'm not assuming this is a date" more-- a hoop or a stud? 358 00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:49,792 So you are going on the maybe-date? 359 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,572 If I tell you who it's with, you can't say a word. 360 00:17:53,627 --> 00:17:55,451 I told you I wanted to kiss Nick. 361 00:17:58,085 --> 00:18:00,121 What could be more of a secret than that? 362 00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:02,333 Eddie Latekka. 363 00:18:04,287 --> 00:18:05,832 Except that! 364 00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,910 But why did he ask me out? 365 00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,872 Has he run out of thin girls to sleep with? 366 00:18:09,928 --> 00:18:12,651 He asked you out because you're one of the top three people I know. 367 00:18:12,707 --> 00:18:14,353 Hannah, I love you, 368 00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:16,881 but we're talking about Eddie Latekka. 369 00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:19,080 And is it a date or not a date? 370 00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:20,202 How does one tell? 371 00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:21,781 By the good night kiss. 372 00:18:21,837 --> 00:18:24,611 If it's on the lips, it's a date. 373 00:18:24,665 --> 00:18:27,530 Cheek or forehead, no date. 374 00:18:28,435 --> 00:18:29,992 Who are the other top two people? 375 00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:31,781 Well, Sam, of course. 376 00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:33,050 And? 377 00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:35,143 Caroline Garrett. 378 00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:36,480 Nick's mother? 379 00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:39,360 She was the best. 380 00:18:40,138 --> 00:18:42,062 I think about her all the time. 381 00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:45,152 Had she lived... 382 00:18:46,205 --> 00:18:47,693 things would've been different. 383 00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,280 Hello? 384 00:18:57,848 --> 00:18:59,931 Yes, this is Hannah Daniels. 385 00:19:02,317 --> 00:19:03,533 What? 386 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:06,333 Hi. 387 00:19:07,738 --> 00:19:09,013 I'm Nick Garrett. I got a call. 388 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:12,041 Yes. Sam begged me-- begged me-- 389 00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:13,871 to call you instead of his mother. 390 00:19:14,518 --> 00:19:15,580 Who are you? 391 00:19:19,065 --> 00:19:20,302 We're pals? 392 00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:21,892 You and a fourth grader? 393 00:19:21,947 --> 00:19:23,122 Yeah. 394 00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,510 Of course, we called his mother as well. 395 00:19:25,568 --> 00:19:26,691 Come in. 396 00:19:27,736 --> 00:19:29,500 Hi, Mr. Harrison. I'm... 397 00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:34,260 What are you doing here? 398 00:19:34,315 --> 00:19:37,342 Apparently, he and the 10-year-old are great chums. 399 00:19:37,397 --> 00:19:38,613 What happened? 400 00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:42,080 Sam took it upon himself to let dozens and dozens of fruit flies 401 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,261 loose in the elementary school. 402 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,742 How did he have access to dozens and dozens of fruit flies? 403 00:19:47,796 --> 00:19:51,350 The second grade was conducting the fruit fly-oatmeal experiment, 404 00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:55,770 and Sam decided to liberate the fruit flies. 405 00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:01,571 You liberated fruit flies? 406 00:20:02,096 --> 00:20:05,613 Excuse me for asking the obvious, but... why? 407 00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:08,592 We believe it had something to do with impressing a girl. 408 00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:12,482 I'm sorry. 409 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,141 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 410 00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:18,532 What girl in her right mind would be impressed by fruit flies? 411 00:20:18,587 --> 00:20:20,580 That's not a question I can answer. 412 00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:23,133 But I never did anything wrong before. 413 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:25,570 We don't get any points for what we haven't done, Sam. 414 00:20:25,628 --> 00:20:27,552 - Well, what about-- - Was the girl impressed? 415 00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:28,800 - Excuse me? - Nick! 416 00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:30,553 I'm just... curious. 417 00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:33,160 If we're to assume that he did this to impress a girl, 418 00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:35,900 I think it'd be nice to know if it had the desired affect. 419 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,670 - I don't see how that-- - Because if he did impress her, 420 00:20:38,728 --> 00:20:40,592 he may be inclined to do it again. 421 00:20:40,645 --> 00:20:41,671 We need to know. 422 00:20:41,728 --> 00:20:43,040 To dissuade him. 423 00:20:44,365 --> 00:20:45,441 Sam? 424 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:47,413 I think it did impress her. 425 00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:48,730 She laughed... 426 00:20:49,116 --> 00:20:51,160 - and giggled. - A laugh and a giggle? 427 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,592 Wait, wait, wait, what--what's the difference? 428 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,950 What's what difference? 429 00:20:54,006 --> 00:20:55,162 Between a laugh and a giggle. 430 00:20:55,195 --> 00:20:58,413 A giggle happens after you've realized you've... 431 00:20:58,468 --> 00:21:00,891 Laughed too much. It's a self-conscious thing. 432 00:21:00,946 --> 00:21:05,013 You're embarrassed for laughing overtly, so you devolve into a nervous giggle. 433 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:06,410 - Exactly. - Excuse me. 434 00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:07,550 What are we doing here? 435 00:21:07,606 --> 00:21:10,200 And I do believe there was a blush. 436 00:21:10,255 --> 00:21:10,931 A blush? 437 00:21:10,987 --> 00:21:12,580 Oh, now did you hear that, principal Harrison? 438 00:21:12,617 --> 00:21:14,933 - There was a blush. - Yes. Extraordinary. 439 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,452 I want you all to leave my office now. 440 00:21:20,158 --> 00:21:21,180 Thank you. 441 00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:25,963 Wow. 442 00:21:26,398 --> 00:21:27,891 How far did we drive? 443 00:21:28,135 --> 00:21:29,721 Are we still in Massachusetts? 444 00:21:30,047 --> 00:21:32,101 It's got the best veal scaloppini ever. 445 00:21:32,156 --> 00:21:34,922 We drove through three time zones for veal scaloppini? 446 00:21:40,608 --> 00:21:44,322 There are a disproportionate number of older men with younger women here. 447 00:21:46,357 --> 00:21:47,291 No! 448 00:21:47,345 --> 00:21:50,373 This place... it's where people come for... 449 00:21:50,707 --> 00:21:52,302 assignations. 450 00:21:52,885 --> 00:21:53,983 Wh-what's that? 451 00:21:54,038 --> 00:21:56,962 Secret romances, sneak-aways, affairs. 452 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:57,842 No! 453 00:21:57,896 --> 00:21:59,203 It's called "Hugo's Hideaway." 454 00:21:59,257 --> 00:22:00,811 That's 'cause it's tucked in the woods. 455 00:22:00,858 --> 00:22:02,361 I think that's a chicken/egg thing. 456 00:22:02,418 --> 00:22:04,573 Is it an affair place 'cause it's tucked in the woods, 457 00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:07,691 or did they tuck it in the woods 'cause it's an affair place? 458 00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:10,201 Check this out. 459 00:22:10,257 --> 00:22:14,033 "During prohibition, colorful canadian bootlegger Hugo Callahan 460 00:22:14,085 --> 00:22:16,833 "opened the Hideaway as a place to entertain lady friends 461 00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:19,892 "far from his wife's prying eyes." 462 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,882 It's a virtual shrine to cheating. 463 00:22:21,937 --> 00:22:24,203 I come for the veal scaloppini. 464 00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:30,182 Of course, they don't have veal scaloppini. 465 00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:31,990 What? 466 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,720 Not on the menu, anyhow. 467 00:22:39,646 --> 00:22:41,572 I don't ask for much, Eddie. 468 00:22:42,106 --> 00:22:44,081 Heck, I don't ask for anything. 469 00:22:44,278 --> 00:22:48,680 From where I'm sittin', I'm just happy to be sittin' where I'm sittin'. 470 00:22:49,475 --> 00:22:53,691 There's only one thing I require of my friends, 471 00:22:54,585 --> 00:22:56,083 and that's honesty. 472 00:22:57,987 --> 00:23:00,993 Are we here because you're embarrassed to be seen with me? 473 00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:09,781 Have we decided? 474 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:13,573 Yeah, um, would you mind explaining to my friend here 475 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:14,992 what Vito's special is? 476 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,401 Oh, that's our version of veal scaloppini-- 477 00:23:17,457 --> 00:23:18,991 the best in the state. 478 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,320 Really? 479 00:23:21,247 --> 00:23:22,393 We'll have two. 480 00:23:22,448 --> 00:23:23,662 Okay. 481 00:23:24,727 --> 00:23:26,341 - Thank you. - Thank you. 482 00:23:33,547 --> 00:23:34,811 Okay. 483 00:23:34,865 --> 00:23:36,841 Here. Keep the change. 484 00:23:37,086 --> 00:23:38,510 I don't have to. 485 00:23:38,566 --> 00:23:40,060 You don't have to what? 486 00:23:40,145 --> 00:23:41,312 Keep the change. 487 00:23:41,367 --> 00:23:44,382 It's a tip. Don't you-- don't you work for tips? 488 00:23:44,436 --> 00:23:46,482 Yeah, I mean, traditionally. 489 00:23:47,838 --> 00:23:49,813 It's just this place... 490 00:23:51,906 --> 00:23:53,060 What about it? 491 00:23:53,118 --> 00:23:54,500 It, um... 492 00:23:55,357 --> 00:23:56,621 struggles. 493 00:23:59,545 --> 00:24:02,242 Hey, um, you don't write manifestos, do you? 494 00:24:02,295 --> 00:24:04,362 - What do you mean? - Tracts, screeds, 495 00:24:04,418 --> 00:24:06,912 ideological rants, anti-technology mantras 496 00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:10,273 hating on mechanizations and machines in industrial society? 497 00:24:10,327 --> 00:24:13,223 I mean, you don't just write those, do you? 498 00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:14,051 No. 499 00:24:14,107 --> 00:24:17,160 I just think critical perspective is really important, that's all, 500 00:24:17,308 --> 00:24:18,392 for everything. 501 00:24:18,445 --> 00:24:20,932 You know, my dad-- when he runs out of staples, 502 00:24:20,987 --> 00:24:22,913 he throws out the entire stapler. 503 00:24:22,965 --> 00:24:24,491 I'm sorry. I go on. 504 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,491 I just feel the need to let conversations linger. 505 00:24:27,547 --> 00:24:29,143 It's like I don't know how to end them. 506 00:24:29,195 --> 00:24:31,083 You know, my friend Sarah-- she says for my birthday 507 00:24:31,115 --> 00:24:33,143 she's gonna get me a carton of periods. 508 00:24:34,956 --> 00:24:38,173 The punctuation mark, not the menstrual cycle. 509 00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:40,690 God, a carton of menstrual cycles. 510 00:24:42,088 --> 00:24:43,572 How do you even wrap that? 511 00:24:43,737 --> 00:24:45,020 I don't know. 512 00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:46,522 Yeah. 513 00:24:46,855 --> 00:24:50,021 Um, your pizza's getting cold, so... 514 00:24:52,265 --> 00:24:53,441 I should go. 515 00:24:54,107 --> 00:24:55,243 See you later. 516 00:24:55,297 --> 00:24:57,711 Yeah. I'll--I'll see you later. 517 00:24:59,047 --> 00:25:01,050 Your eyes are off-the-hinge. 518 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,332 Excuse me? 519 00:25:02,926 --> 00:25:04,292 They're beautiful. 520 00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:07,550 Just you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen, 521 00:25:08,515 --> 00:25:10,492 and I'm an expert, 522 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,871 'cause I get a lot of looks. 523 00:25:16,387 --> 00:25:18,903 Well... so long. 524 00:25:20,446 --> 00:25:21,672 So long. 525 00:25:39,726 --> 00:25:41,260 So, um... 526 00:25:42,127 --> 00:25:44,461 how do you feel about Nick moving back to town? 527 00:25:45,137 --> 00:25:47,982 It's a free country. People are allowed to move where they want. 528 00:25:48,608 --> 00:25:50,441 That's very generous of you. 529 00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:51,812 Let's try again. 530 00:25:51,866 --> 00:25:53,551 How do you feel about it? 531 00:25:54,058 --> 00:25:56,020 I'm sore at the guy. 532 00:25:56,075 --> 00:25:57,422 Was it the book? 533 00:25:57,477 --> 00:25:59,040 I never even read it. 534 00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:02,480 It's the movie. 535 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:06,532 Remember that scene when Freddy Venetta gets so drunk he hits the car? 536 00:26:06,918 --> 00:26:10,020 He's so afraid of getting in trouble, he just takes off? 537 00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:12,661 That never happened. 538 00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:15,441 Yeah, I hit the car, but... 539 00:26:16,427 --> 00:26:17,720 I stayed. 540 00:26:18,195 --> 00:26:21,262 I faced the consequences. I didn't take off... 541 00:26:21,897 --> 00:26:23,340 unlike some people. 542 00:26:24,776 --> 00:26:26,603 You know what I like about you, Eddie? 543 00:26:27,367 --> 00:26:29,232 You're not like the guy in the movie. 544 00:26:29,907 --> 00:26:31,633 You're brave. You don't run. 545 00:26:32,437 --> 00:26:34,170 But I also think 546 00:26:34,265 --> 00:26:38,210 sometimes a lot of that gets lost in the shuffle of you being you. 547 00:26:58,507 --> 00:27:00,261 I'll see you later, Janet. 548 00:27:00,956 --> 00:27:02,511 Yeah, see ya. 549 00:27:15,878 --> 00:27:17,212 What are you watching? 550 00:27:20,367 --> 00:27:22,231 Um, okay. 551 00:27:22,656 --> 00:27:23,890 I'm worried... 552 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,680 on several levels. 553 00:27:26,888 --> 00:27:28,042 Check it out. 554 00:27:28,328 --> 00:27:29,610 That's Amanda. 555 00:27:29,987 --> 00:27:31,550 It's getting worse. 556 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:34,193 Oh, okay, all right. Is that Sam? 557 00:27:34,245 --> 00:27:36,332 Yeah. Yeah. Phase two-- 558 00:27:36,407 --> 00:27:38,830 "nothing attracts like indifference." 559 00:27:38,885 --> 00:27:42,772 See? He's got her attention, but he's barely acknowledging her. 560 00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:47,052 I never knew I could learn so much by watching little boys. 561 00:27:47,378 --> 00:27:49,640 Is my maturity being called into question here? 562 00:27:49,698 --> 00:27:52,622 'Cause I will have you know I'm doing the most mature thing on the planet. 563 00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:56,560 By playing Cyrano to a fourth grader who may or may not be your son? 564 00:27:56,615 --> 00:27:57,363 I'm parenting. 565 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:59,783 Oh, right. How's that working out for you? 566 00:27:59,836 --> 00:28:01,042 It's a cakewalk. 567 00:28:01,248 --> 00:28:03,141 Yeah, I've heard that about kids. 568 00:28:03,196 --> 00:28:04,761 Like model trains-- 569 00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:08,041 you know, you just put 'em on the track, give 'em some juice, 570 00:28:08,098 --> 00:28:09,361 watch them go. 571 00:28:11,935 --> 00:28:14,262 Holy cow. She is into him. 572 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:17,583 Tomorrow night, phase three is a go. 573 00:28:17,766 --> 00:28:19,271 What's phase three? 574 00:28:19,676 --> 00:28:21,192 It's the big finish-- 575 00:28:21,686 --> 00:28:23,553 "rock the stadium of her heart." 576 00:28:27,277 --> 00:28:30,160 So... have you given it any more thought? 577 00:28:30,216 --> 00:28:32,212 Have I given what any more thought? 578 00:28:32,265 --> 00:28:34,453 The house. The spec house. 579 00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:35,692 - Ray... - I know. 580 00:28:35,745 --> 00:28:37,912 I know you need some time to think on it. 581 00:28:37,995 --> 00:28:41,103 I was just wondering if you're at least mulling it over. 582 00:28:41,156 --> 00:28:44,773 It's just the timing of it all I find... strange. 583 00:28:44,828 --> 00:28:46,180 Strange how? 584 00:28:47,696 --> 00:28:50,163 We've been together for two and a half years, Ray, 585 00:28:50,218 --> 00:28:53,343 and in all that time, not a peep about any of this. 586 00:28:53,548 --> 00:28:55,840 In fact, it was only a month ago that a toothbrush of yours 587 00:28:55,878 --> 00:28:59,442 finally declared permanent residency in my medicine chest. 588 00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:04,003 So... why the sudden urgency to move in together? 589 00:29:04,055 --> 00:29:08,102 Look, I'm just tired of packing an overnight bag three nights a week to sleep here... 590 00:29:08,158 --> 00:29:10,132 2 miles down the road. 591 00:29:11,236 --> 00:29:14,363 And I'm tired of waking up alone those other four mornings. 592 00:29:15,268 --> 00:29:17,091 You know what really buckles me, Hannah? 593 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:19,582 Is that I remember the day that my toothbrush 594 00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:22,530 took up permanent residency in your medicine chest, 595 00:29:23,578 --> 00:29:25,702 'cause you were so damn happy. 596 00:29:25,757 --> 00:29:27,832 You welcomed that toothbrush with open arms, 597 00:29:27,887 --> 00:29:32,402 and now it's like all you wanna do is serve it with an eviction notice... 598 00:29:34,938 --> 00:29:37,382 And my toothbrush and I just wanna know why. 599 00:29:43,347 --> 00:29:45,143 I can't believe you're not gonna be with us 600 00:29:45,198 --> 00:29:47,451 to help Sam "rock the stadium of her heart." 601 00:29:47,505 --> 00:29:50,020 I know. I wish I could be a part of it. 602 00:29:50,075 --> 00:29:52,572 Well, it's not gonna be the same without you. 603 00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,253 Can I ask you something? 604 00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:55,663 Yeah. What is it? 605 00:29:55,718 --> 00:29:58,132 Pizza girl... what do I say? 606 00:29:58,188 --> 00:29:59,633 You're asking me for advice? 607 00:29:59,686 --> 00:30:00,731 Why not? 608 00:30:00,786 --> 00:30:04,421 I mean, what you and Alison have, that's--that is something to aspire to. 609 00:30:04,475 --> 00:30:05,850 Thanks, man. 610 00:30:06,247 --> 00:30:08,870 I haven't been with a girl in over six years. 611 00:30:08,987 --> 00:30:12,142 If it wasn't for sunday morning waffles with Eddie's saturday night take-homes, 612 00:30:12,197 --> 00:30:14,713 I would have no contact at all with the female of the species. 613 00:30:14,765 --> 00:30:17,253 Which is why pizza girl is exciting. 614 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:21,042 Except for... the one obstacle. 615 00:30:21,145 --> 00:30:22,351 I'm a shut-in? 616 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:24,600 I haven't played the game in a while, Physical Phil, 617 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,473 but my gut tells me we don't lead with that. 618 00:30:54,066 --> 00:30:56,220 Is pumpkin fest everything you remembered? 619 00:30:56,278 --> 00:30:57,481 And more. 620 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:58,871 How you doing? 621 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,050 Great. 622 00:31:00,648 --> 00:31:03,670 The other day at the principal's office, that was, um... 623 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:04,773 Fun? 624 00:31:05,837 --> 00:31:06,933 Yeah. 625 00:31:07,507 --> 00:31:09,293 - A little bit. - Yeah. Yeah, it was. 626 00:31:09,475 --> 00:31:10,550 It was fun. 627 00:31:10,608 --> 00:31:11,703 Hello. 628 00:31:11,756 --> 00:31:13,373 - Hi. - Hi. 629 00:31:13,428 --> 00:31:14,721 Have you two met? 630 00:31:15,495 --> 00:31:17,653 Aubrey, Hannah. Hannah, Aubrey. 631 00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:19,891 - Nice to meet you. - Likewise. 632 00:31:21,867 --> 00:31:23,811 Aubrey's one of my students. 633 00:31:26,987 --> 00:31:29,800 Were there always this many pumpkins at pumpkin fest? 634 00:31:36,698 --> 00:31:38,953 Yeah, one large pie, 635 00:31:39,108 --> 00:31:40,810 extra feta. 636 00:31:44,275 --> 00:31:47,742 I'm just here to get some fried dough. Don't mind me. 637 00:31:48,136 --> 00:31:49,410 Good thing. 638 00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:52,772 We wouldn't want anyone thinking you and I have a reason to talk. 639 00:31:53,195 --> 00:31:54,860 Well, word might get out. 640 00:31:56,358 --> 00:31:58,733 Guess we'll have to keep sneaking around. 641 00:31:59,137 --> 00:32:01,090 I know a place in Denver, Colorado-- 642 00:32:01,148 --> 00:32:03,721 Has a chicken marsala... knock you blue. 643 00:32:04,097 --> 00:32:05,353 Yeah? 644 00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:07,821 Make a reservation. 645 00:32:15,157 --> 00:32:16,350 Excuse me. 646 00:32:16,407 --> 00:32:19,163 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 647 00:32:19,508 --> 00:32:21,983 Everybody in the back, you're gonna want to move to the front. 648 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:23,582 You're not gonna want to miss this. 649 00:32:25,436 --> 00:32:28,071 Come on up. Come on. Don't be shy. 650 00:32:28,326 --> 00:32:31,003 We'd like to do a little number here 651 00:32:31,055 --> 00:32:34,362 for somebody very, very special. 652 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:10,801 Didn't Nick do this to you at pumpkin fest our sophomore year? 653 00:33:11,085 --> 00:33:13,000 A hootie and the blowfish song. 654 00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:14,560 Right. 655 00:33:28,227 --> 00:33:29,980 - Hey. - Hi. 656 00:33:30,035 --> 00:33:32,301 Um, large pie, extra feta. 657 00:33:32,357 --> 00:33:33,611 That would be me. 658 00:33:40,397 --> 00:33:41,942 You want the change? 659 00:33:41,998 --> 00:33:43,151 No, thanks. 660 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:54,143 Thanks. 661 00:34:47,116 --> 00:34:50,091 Hey. Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey. 662 00:34:50,146 --> 00:34:52,623 Hey, buddy. It's okay. It's okay. 663 00:34:52,675 --> 00:34:54,510 Hey. Oh. 664 00:34:54,805 --> 00:34:57,360 Are you--don't-- you're not gonna cry, are you? Are you gonna cry? 665 00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:59,291 Um, don't. 666 00:34:59,776 --> 00:35:02,101 - Uh, do you want a corn dog? - No. 667 00:35:02,157 --> 00:35:04,500 - It's gonna be all right. - No, it's not. 668 00:35:04,577 --> 00:35:07,710 I don't know how to do these things, and no girl's ever gonna like me. 669 00:35:07,765 --> 00:35:08,901 Honey... 670 00:35:11,785 --> 00:35:13,382 Let's get you home, baby. 671 00:35:13,435 --> 00:35:14,620 Hannah, I'm sorry. 672 00:35:14,676 --> 00:35:17,081 For what? It's my fault. 673 00:35:18,186 --> 00:35:21,193 Janet's gonna take you to the car, okay? I'll be right there. 674 00:35:26,418 --> 00:35:29,512 "Rock the stadium of her heart"? From your book? 675 00:35:29,566 --> 00:35:31,392 It's what I did for you, remember? Hootie? 676 00:35:31,448 --> 00:35:34,402 We were 16, Nick. They're 10. 677 00:35:34,455 --> 00:35:37,451 - There's a huge difference. - I see that now. I'm sorry. 678 00:35:37,506 --> 00:35:39,031 Please don't apologize. 679 00:35:39,585 --> 00:35:40,840 I'm the problem. 680 00:35:40,897 --> 00:35:41,633 No. 681 00:35:41,685 --> 00:35:43,391 The problem isn't you acting like you're 16. 682 00:35:43,425 --> 00:35:46,411 It's that I've been acting like I'm 16 since you came back. 683 00:35:48,055 --> 00:35:51,081 My judgment gets clouded, and I can't let that happen. 684 00:35:51,178 --> 00:35:52,531 It's gonna be okay. 685 00:35:53,126 --> 00:35:54,581 He's gonna be okay. 686 00:35:54,637 --> 00:35:57,370 Ten years ago, you really blew my world, Nick. 687 00:35:57,885 --> 00:36:00,693 I can't allow you to do that again... 688 00:36:01,005 --> 00:36:02,323 not to me, 689 00:36:02,585 --> 00:36:04,141 and not to my son. 690 00:36:04,225 --> 00:36:05,950 Hann--Hannah... 691 00:36:16,528 --> 00:36:19,572 Hi. Um, they said you called to complain there wasn't enough feta. 692 00:36:19,627 --> 00:36:21,992 No, that pizza had plenty of feta on it. 693 00:36:22,045 --> 00:36:24,392 I-I-I called you back because 694 00:36:24,498 --> 00:36:28,172 I was wondering if you'd like to go in sometime. 695 00:36:28,467 --> 00:36:29,491 "Go in"? 696 00:36:29,547 --> 00:36:33,671 It's like going out, only you do it here. 697 00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:36,223 So... 698 00:36:37,418 --> 00:36:39,282 what they say is true? 699 00:36:39,926 --> 00:36:41,621 What do they say? 700 00:36:43,106 --> 00:36:44,830 You don't leave. 701 00:36:46,147 --> 00:36:48,150 Yes, it's true. I don't. 702 00:36:49,768 --> 00:36:51,660 Mrs. Kessler told me. 703 00:36:51,717 --> 00:36:53,360 She did? I can't believe she narced. 704 00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:56,451 I-I-I--all those years, I pretended to love those bundt cakes. 705 00:36:56,505 --> 00:37:01,863 She said that in this day and age, when it's impossible to count on anyone... 706 00:37:03,228 --> 00:37:06,383 what could be better than knowing there's a guy who'll always be there? 707 00:37:08,187 --> 00:37:09,573 She said that? 708 00:37:10,087 --> 00:37:11,570 She did. 709 00:37:13,718 --> 00:37:15,173 Well, um... 710 00:37:16,337 --> 00:37:18,242 I gotta get back to work, 711 00:37:18,298 --> 00:37:21,471 but you should ask me in sometime. 712 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,200 I will. 713 00:37:26,507 --> 00:37:28,930 And you should know I don't even eat pizza. 714 00:37:30,518 --> 00:37:32,583 I'm lactose-intolerant. 715 00:37:32,716 --> 00:37:34,861 Mrs. Kessler told me that, too. 716 00:37:36,606 --> 00:37:37,783 Wow. 717 00:37:38,726 --> 00:37:40,601 She was like Serpico. 718 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:52,400 So it's not a cakewalk, per se, 719 00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:55,600 but it doesn't mean you don't have good instincts. 720 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:58,740 Look, here's the thing about kids-- 721 00:37:58,795 --> 00:38:00,991 it's all about the take-away. 722 00:38:01,047 --> 00:38:03,641 Sam's gonna take away two things from today. 723 00:38:03,696 --> 00:38:06,441 One--his first heartbreak. 724 00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:09,681 There's nothing you can do about that. It happens to everyone. 725 00:38:09,738 --> 00:38:12,303 Two--you tried, 726 00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:15,250 and he knows that. He knows that you care. 727 00:38:17,735 --> 00:38:21,111 You couldn't have told me that instead of the trains on the track thing? 728 00:38:21,607 --> 00:38:22,801 Aubrey! 729 00:38:23,526 --> 00:38:24,723 There's my ride. 730 00:38:27,537 --> 00:38:28,842 See you in class? 731 00:38:28,896 --> 00:38:30,103 Yeah. 732 00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:31,902 Hey, thanks. 733 00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:10,573 Well, well, well. 734 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:13,400 All the ladies love Garrett! 735 00:39:14,178 --> 00:39:15,461 Hey, Big Cat. 736 00:39:16,846 --> 00:39:18,682 It worked back then. 737 00:39:19,706 --> 00:39:20,663 What did? 738 00:39:20,717 --> 00:39:23,092 Oh, I was there the day you did it for Hannah, 739 00:39:23,148 --> 00:39:24,952 when we were 16. 740 00:39:25,008 --> 00:39:26,582 Not sure what you're talking about. 741 00:39:26,636 --> 00:39:27,793 The hootie. 742 00:39:29,156 --> 00:39:31,771 Oh. That. 743 00:39:33,198 --> 00:39:34,441 Yeah. 744 00:39:37,248 --> 00:39:39,121 Hannah broke up with me last night. 745 00:39:40,076 --> 00:39:41,303 She did? 746 00:39:41,356 --> 00:39:42,533 Yeah. 747 00:39:42,775 --> 00:39:44,933 Oh, she said it was 'cause of Sam, 748 00:39:45,248 --> 00:39:48,071 said it's 'cause she wasn't ready to move in together. 749 00:39:48,126 --> 00:39:51,262 I mean, she gave me every reason under the sun... 750 00:39:52,537 --> 00:39:53,992 except the real one, 751 00:39:55,397 --> 00:39:56,543 which is you. 752 00:39:56,876 --> 00:40:01,971 If you hadn't come back, I would be moving into a new house right now. 753 00:40:03,605 --> 00:40:04,931 And I know that. 754 00:40:06,735 --> 00:40:08,380 And Hannah knows that. 755 00:40:09,586 --> 00:40:11,310 And my kids know that. 756 00:40:14,618 --> 00:40:17,510 All of us knowing that, that doesn't mean nothing. 757 00:40:21,906 --> 00:40:23,253 I tell you what-- 758 00:40:23,628 --> 00:40:27,093 your next book can be about a guy who comes back home 759 00:40:27,148 --> 00:40:29,411 and gets destroyed by the local contractor. 760 00:40:29,467 --> 00:40:30,920 And this one-- 761 00:40:31,006 --> 00:40:32,893 this one can be nonfiction, 762 00:40:33,478 --> 00:40:35,943 because I am gonna bury you, kid... 763 00:40:36,955 --> 00:40:38,593 bury you gone. 764 00:40:57,186 --> 00:40:58,982 I broke up with Ray. 765 00:41:02,106 --> 00:41:04,133 He thinks it's because of... 766 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:06,422 well... 767 00:41:07,918 --> 00:41:10,362 I was just feeling so much pressure. 768 00:41:11,787 --> 00:41:14,182 You know what it's like to have a son... 769 00:41:15,327 --> 00:41:16,981 How much they need... 770 00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:20,701 How painful it is for them to admit it. 771 00:41:22,008 --> 00:41:24,693 I thought I could do it all on my own, but... 772 00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:28,220 he's growing up. 773 00:41:30,038 --> 00:41:32,212 Soon, he won't tell me anything. 774 00:41:35,578 --> 00:41:37,471 He needs a father... 775 00:41:41,127 --> 00:41:43,662 and I just don't know what to do. 776 00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:07,960 Transcript : Raceman Subtitles : Willow's Team www.forom.com 777 00:42:08,010 --> 00:42:12,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0